It's can't snow if it is TOO COLD. |
At 65 degrees,
Arizonans turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
At 60,Californians
shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans sunbathe.
At 50, Italian & English
cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the windows down.
At 40, Georgians don
coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats Minnesotans throw on a flannel
shirt.
At 35, New York
landlords finally turn up the heat. Minnesotans have the last cookout before it
gets cold.
At 20, People in
Miami all die. Minnesotans close their windows.
At 0, Californians
fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans get out their winter coats.
At 10 below zero,
Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door
to door.
At 20 below,
Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). Minnesotans let their dogs
sleep indoors.
At 30 below, Santa
Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can't start
their snowmobile.
At 40 below, ALL
atomic motion stops. Minnesotans start saying..."Cold enough for ya,
eh?"
At 50 below, hell
freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
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