|It's can't snow if it is TOO COLD.|
At 65 degrees, Arizonans turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
At 60,Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans sunbathe.
At 50, Italian & English cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the windows down.
At 40, Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
At 35, New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Minnesotans have the last cookout before it gets cold.
At 20, People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close their windows.
At 0, Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans get out their winter coats.
At 10 below zero, Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
At 20 below, Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). Minnesotans let their dogs sleep indoors.
At 30 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can't start their snowmobile.
At 40 below, ALL atomic motion stops. Minnesotans start saying..."Cold enough for ya, eh?"
At 50 below, hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.