It gets more and more difficult every year to get together and celebrate birthdays. First of all what do you buy someone that not only doesn't need anything but returns things from your childhood evertime you see him?
Then I take him out for supper and he chooses the place that has a wild and crazy sale going on so it is packed wall to wall with chattering people. Restraunts aren't known to have good accoustics and add to it the family hearing problem - there was a lot of "what?"
Happy (belated now) Birthday Dad!