Redneck Jewelry

You know that you are a redneck if...

...you wear a pencil with a pink eraser as a hair decoration.

...you wear a paperclip on the top of your ear as an earring.

Time to tease a co-worker!      :^)      She was working away from her desk for a time.  When she walked through my department, we noticed that she donning this wonderfully, beautiful jewelry. She had placed the paperclip on her ear so she would not forget it.  Ironically, she forgotten she'd stuck the pencil in her hair.